FUCK YEAH MAUDE LEBOWSKI

  • Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
  • The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
  • Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
  • The Dude: Oh yeah?
  • Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
  • The Dude: Johnson?