"Oh come on! Do we have to put a vagina on everything? Is there not one thing exempt from being vaginified? Hey you know what would be great? A vagina on a vagina. Let’s do that. The more vaginas the better, I always say. And there should also be a detachable vagina on the outer vagina, and you can keep your fucking tampon in it. God, I hate people."
From http://www.regretsy.com/category/vaginas/ This has got to be my favorite one out of all of them. You’re welcome.